Carla Lawrence, Red Deer

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Best Chubbettes Finish: T16th

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Job: Ladyboss auditor of non profit standards and policy

 

Nickname: Carl, Cars, Hot Carl, Coleslaw, C- Unit 

 

Drink of choice: Gin

 

Describe your life using a movie or TV show title: Train Wreck

 

Explain the strangest talent you have: If you stand in front of a mirror and say "Coleslaw" 3x in a row I will show up at your door with a 10 piece chicken McNugget meal. Only sometimes I don't show up at your door and I just eat Chicken McNuggets while I send you positive vibes. 

 

Typical bedtime on a Friday night. Explain.. I step into a hole of space and time where I live my life as an 80 yr old woman who completes puzzles while cross stitching while watching Ru Paul's drag race while drinking wine out of a box.